1 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,200 Thank you. 2 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:59,630 If my dad stood in front of the grand jury, Up on a charge of impersonating my 3 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,970 father. I didn't think they'd throw the case out the window. 4 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:06,970 But then again, that's my dad. Damn you, Charlie! 5 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:10,949 I think he's just been misunderstood. 6 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:13,850 Well, I can't have cup of deed. 7 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,410 And throwing fruit at me ain't gonna change my mind. 8 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:17,930 He ain't even mine. 9 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:19,790 Oops. 10 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:26,570 Don't you tarnish me with that brush. 11 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:31,200 Of course he's yours. Look at him. He's a pain in the butt, ain't he? 12 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,000 Believe me, I have done my time with him, Charlie. 13 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:40,280 You kept me hidden away too long while you went poking your six -gun around 14 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,340 with your hoodlum buddies. 15 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,660 Oh, yeah, you didn't care about my life. 16 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,820 Who cares if I lose my career, my identity, my figure? 17 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,220 Well, this is it, Charlie. 18 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:52,820 I have had it. 19 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:54,780 I'm going back to the stage. 20 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,000 I'm leaving you for art. 21 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:01,280 And this time, I ain't coming back! 22 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,880 Promise? 23 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:12,360 Now, I always knew my mother didn't want me. 24 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,320 She had dreams to chase, and I didn't figure in them. 25 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:24,640 But then, you know, I was never Mama's boy anyways. And my father... 26 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,700 He just needs to discover the joys of fatherhood. 27 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,320 Shut your pie hole and don't move. 28 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,960 And don't touch nothing either. 29 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,520 And don't get too comfortable. 30 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:37,240 I'm working on getting you out of here. 31 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:50,720 I thought I told you to sit down and keep it shut. 32 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:52,860 Yeah, what? 33 00:03:52,990 --> 00:03:54,790 Since when do you talk to me like that? 34 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:58,190 Now, there's only one person who yanks my dad's chain. 35 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:00,730 Benny the Bomb Palladino. 36 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:02,770 Sorry. I was just joking here. 37 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,530 Charlie, you make a lousy comedian, you know that? 38 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:07,230 I ain't laughing. 39 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:08,790 Listen. 40 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,630 Ain't nobody laughing. 41 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:16,990 So quit with the funky business. 42 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:20,730 I need you to pick up you know what from you know who. 43 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:31,290 You know, I like you, Charlie. I don't know why, but I'm giving you this last 44 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:34,770 opportunity to make up for your little mistake. 45 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:38,670 Might even give you 10 % since you caught me in a good mood. 46 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:42,590 But you don't get this chance twice. 47 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:48,430 You bring back, you know what, whatever it takes. 48 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:50,050 Owen, Charlie. 49 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:51,630 Yeah, boss. 50 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:54,390 No more jokes, you hear? 51 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,160 You know who ain't got my sense of humor. 52 00:04:59,440 --> 00:04:59,960 And... 53 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:07,840 100 54 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,360 % legitimate. 55 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,480 The law won't have a thing on me. 56 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:17,680 We'll get rid of that young punk Irish hooligan once and for all. 57 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:21,660 And put respectable criminals back on the street. 58 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:23,820 Just leave it to me. 59 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,240 Remember, Ellis, I want you -know -who for murder. 60 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:31,220 Nothing else. 61 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,419 What are you looking at? 62 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:05,200 Take me with you. I'll phone the cop. 63 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,560 And that's when things started to go wrong. 64 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:14,840 My dad was never meant to be a gang player, but he had no choice. 65 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:17,220 You see, he owed Benny big time. 66 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,280 Benny caught him cheating with marked cards at one of his joint years back, 67 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:25,460 since then, my dad's been doing Benny favors just to keep himself out of the 68 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:26,460 hospital. 69 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,600 Or worse. 70 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,400 This favor was different. 71 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,060 This favor was suicide. 72 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,260 There was no way McCrae the Irishman was going to give up the you -know -what. 73 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:37,920 And Benny knew it. 74 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,280 My dad was a sitting duck. 75 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,340 All I need is a bit of dough. 76 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,680 I don't need much. 77 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,180 Buy some land with a tree in the middle. 78 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,420 You won't see me for duck. 79 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,390 Wait in the car. 80 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,890 Trick or treat. 81 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:33,520 Remind the boys not to go in till I give the command. 82 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,900 They must wait until I give the command. 83 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,240 Make sure you tell them. 84 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,700 My boys, wait for the chief to come in. Got you. 85 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,720 Two. 86 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,440 Three. 87 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:51,460 Four. 88 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,640 Five. 89 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,260 Six. Hey, Earl. 90 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:02,930 Do you have to do that? 91 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:07,390 I'm only asking you to count out miles of ten, Earl. 92 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:09,270 It ain't brain surgery. 93 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,230 Maybe it needs brain surgery. 94 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:17,930 I don't want any trouble inside the club. 95 00:08:19,350 --> 00:08:23,370 The only brain surgery you'll see, boy, is when I operate on yours with these 96 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,370 fists. 97 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:26,670 Keep Monkey Boy here behind bars. 98 00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:30,090 People tend to panic and shoot dangerous animals. 99 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,559 And you should know. 100 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:38,760 I guess Earl here is not as dangerous as your muscle. 101 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,080 This fella ain't so biggie, the McCrae, but he sure packs a punch. 102 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,120 Let's keep this civilized. 103 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,320 Take a seat. 104 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,320 Take it you're not here because you read the good reviews. 105 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,399 You're right. 106 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,940 It was word of mouth brought me here. 107 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:15,820 A friend's recommendation. 108 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:18,220 Really? 109 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:24,480 And, uh... What did this friend recommend exactly? 110 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,020 He recommends you pay him what you owe him. 111 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:36,480 Well, you tell this friend I'll pay him exactly what his service is worth. 112 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,380 Jack diddly squat. 113 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,940 With bells on. 114 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,560 Three times in the last month. 115 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:02,080 Three times in the last month, the cops have shown up here. 116 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:03,900 Three times. 117 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,440 Now, if you think I got to be where I am today by giving away hard -earned money 118 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,140 for nothing, then I ain't ugly Jim McRae. 119 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,700 I got enough illegal booze on this place to think the Titanic twice over. 120 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,460 That's why I pay your friend all that dough, to keep the pigs from sniffing 121 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,680 around here. But now look what happens. 122 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,440 Three times in the last month. 123 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:36,550 So you can tell your friend to... Take his recommendations and shove them up 124 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:37,890 own butt. But ask yourself this. 125 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:44,210 Why should my friend stop his more, shall we say, legal -minded associates 126 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,210 visiting you? 127 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:47,670 If he ain't even getting a slice of the pie. 128 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:50,710 Your boss ain't gonna be the boss of bosses much longer. 129 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:53,270 Yeah, right. 130 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,250 The power's moving downtown. 131 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,450 You'll get no money from me. 132 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,560 Now get out. 133 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,660 I need that money, McCray. 134 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,040 I won't leave without it. 135 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,620 Put the toys away, boys. 136 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,160 It doesn't have to be like this. 137 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,490 me thinking he didn't care. 138 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:00,290 Boo! 139 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,770 Dad, I had to pop through the list because I thought they were going to 140 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:22,770 you. That's your pie hole. 141 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:31,670 Did you forget the signal, Chief? 142 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:33,190 No. 143 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:49,030 We're a clone. 144 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,670 I want to be the one to tell you. 145 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,470 You ain't gonna get away with this, McRae. 146 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:58,010 Get away with what, exactly? 147 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,620 You know who this is? 148 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,820 Don't throw any bull at me, McRae. I ain't no matador. 149 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,400 He ain't gonna draw me into any war because you bumped off one of my men. 150 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:10,400 The cops are waiting for you. 151 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,900 Outside. 152 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:15,220 Well, you send him in, Benny. Ain't no one been bumped off here. 153 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,240 Not tonight, anyway. 154 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,220 Sure, your man was here. 155 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,260 And he got the money, too. Ten Gs a whole week's earnings. 156 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,160 But now you owe me. 157 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,920 I gotta get the decorators in here to patch up the club. 158 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,610 I want to learn to control your children, Benny. Someone might get hurt. 159 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:41,410 Sorry! 160 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,510 Don't answer it. You need time to explain. 161 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:58,830 Hello? What's that stupid voice? What, somebody strangled you? Poisoned you 162 00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,230 what? No, I'm sorry. 163 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,670 All right, take a deep breath. 164 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,280 Tell me how you got it, you know what. 165 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:07,900 What if I didn't get it? 166 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,660 With a hiccup or two. 167 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,620 Things didn't quite go as planned. 168 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,040 What's going on here? 169 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,700 You got you know what? Or what? 170 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,420 No, he wouldn't give it to me. 171 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,680 But I got a plan. 172 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,640 This is your last chance, Charlie. 173 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,040 And you better be telling the truth. 174 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,140 Sit down. 175 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,720 Don't move. 176 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,420 I'll call you back. 177 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,760 Now you see what happens? You see what you've done? 178 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,200 Now I've got to head south, because there's only one way I'm going to get 179 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,199 out of this one. 180 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,140 But, Dad, you said that all you need is once you've got the money, then... All I 181 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,980 need is for you to do what I tell you and keep that runaway Matthew shut. Can 182 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:54,980 you do that for once? 183 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,880 As soon as I get my 10%, you've got to think you've been done. 184 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,200 I've got no time or information, but, baby, it's a good deal. 185 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,280 Phone rings, don't answer it. Do you hear me? 186 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,340 Back from delivery. 187 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,479 No, no, no. 188 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,480 Leave. 189 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 written invitation. 190 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:02,710 The fact was that we were officially on the run. Put your gun down. 191 00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:07,910 Me 192 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:17,030 and 193 00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,030 my dad worked together. 194 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,910 And like a good, obedient son, I kept my pie hole shut. 195 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:23,990 Dad, where are we going? 196 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,510 I thought we had a deal. You keep that pie hole shut. 197 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,320 Promise not to leave you out here to converse with the coyotes. I'm coming 198 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,100 the gaskets. I'm warning you. 199 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,500 I need to take a pee. 200 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:42,900 Dad, I think I just peed in your car. 201 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:50,240 Well, the coyotes never got the pleasure of my company. Because before my dad 202 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,820 could find them, he arrived in cheerful. The apple capital, where happiness 203 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:54,820 grows on trees. 204 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,320 Best kept secret in the south. 205 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,960 Population, 242. 206 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,940 Okay, make that 241. 207 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,120 Yeah, 208 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,040 and this is nothing like a friendly welcome. 209 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,100 Well, 210 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,360 it ain't no best -kept secret that this town is the capital of Ugly Jim's 211 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,360 bootlegging operation. 212 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:48,160 So my dad figured that Ugly Jim would need to pay the guys making his wits and 213 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,720 that he would be sending the money through the bank he runs. Hearing you. 214 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,240 My dad's plan was to steal back the money that, strictly speaking, ugly Jim 215 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,340 to Benny. And strictly speaking, that ain't even stealing. 216 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,480 That was his plan. 217 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:12,280 And step one was to sit back and wait for the bank to open. 218 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,080 Earth to earth. 219 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,400 Ashes to ashes. 220 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,440 Dust to dust. 221 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:25,020 In sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life. 222 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:32,480 Through our Lord Jesus Christ, who shall change the body of our low estate, that 223 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:38,560 it may be like unto his glorious body, according to the mighty working, whereby 224 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,360 he is able to subdue all things to himself. 225 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:44,840 Amen. 226 00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:58,430 Sheriff, are you going to do anything about this? 227 00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,270 I don't want to wake up dead one morning just because I've stood up for this 228 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,710 town. Mrs. Hammond. 229 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:04,550 Ellen. 230 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:09,290 As far as the law is concerned, this was a terrible, tragic accident. 231 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:10,770 Case closed. 232 00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:11,910 God rest his soul. 233 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,690 Believe me, there ain't nothing we can do about it except mind our own 234 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:18,010 Keep our heads down and our back up. 235 00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,490 This whole thing will go over soon, I tell you. 236 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:23,290 Like a regular tornado. 237 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,300 And like a tornado, it will destroy everything in its path. 238 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,940 Ellen, I've been on the force since I was high enough to kick a cricket in the 239 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:30,940 ass. 240 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:33,880 It's time next year I'm to hit retirement with a pension that ain't 241 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,880 feed my dog. 242 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,920 If I had one. 243 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,420 Got me a bullet lodged in the place that kept me from taking a wife all these 244 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,960 years, and I ain't looking to add to it. 245 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,820 I ain't no coward, Ellen, but I ain't stupid either. 246 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,360 Like I said, it's going to blow over. 247 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,580 I want to be here when the dust clears. 248 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,160 And when it does, I just hope there's something left to see. 249 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,210 The Lord may be your shepherd, but it doesn't mean you have to stand around 250 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,210 a dumb sheep. 251 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,250 Phyllis, why don't you herd the boys on over to the bar? 252 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:07,690 Take the afternoon off out of respect for the department. 253 00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:15,090 You got that right. 254 00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:28,070 Won't be long. Stay in the car. Keep out of trouble. 255 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,030 We don't want to attract attention. 256 00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:54,590 Hello? 257 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:58,900 Well, hello, stranger. 258 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,660 Ain't you going to introduce yourself? 259 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,500 I take it you ain't wearing that mask because you're a shy boy. 260 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:17,580 So tell me, what can a vulnerable girl let all of her lonesome do for a 261 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,680 big, powerful man like you? 262 00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:22,780 She can open a safe. That falls as what you think it is. 263 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,780 Oh, how predictable, honey. 264 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:29,490 You men are all the same. You only want one thing, and sadly, it's money. 265 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,990 Give me ten grand. No more, no less. 266 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,670 Ain't no one in this town got any money, honey. 267 00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,610 Not till Friday, when they get paid. 268 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:41,370 I ain't interested in that money. What about the McCray account? 269 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:43,890 Oh, you're a luck sugar. 270 00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:47,890 There won't be any dough in that account for another week. 271 00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:54,070 Looks like you got yourself all excited and arrived too soon. 272 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:56,290 A week? That ain't possible. 273 00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:58,110 Must have made a mistake, lady. 274 00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:02,590 Oh, honey, the only mistake I made was coming to this dirtball town in the 275 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:03,590 place. 276 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:07,390 Apparently, someone stole the money up in the city before they could wire it. 277 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:12,950 Can you imagine what sort of person would do a crazy thing like that? 278 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:17,130 You got insurance? 279 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,230 Only insurance. This bank's got is the owner's name, Jim McRae. 280 00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:23,130 Ain't no one. 281 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,860 ever had the hoods for the robin. 282 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:29,580 That makes you kind of special. 283 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:35,040 That voice failed to rise to the occasion. 284 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,940 So we had to stick around until payday without attracting any attention. 285 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,920 What was it? 286 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200 Grumble. 287 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,600 What can I get you, sir? 288 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,440 I can really recommend Big Lucy's juices. 289 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,120 Whiskey. 290 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,100 Where you been hiding, mister? 291 00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:34,700 Even out here, we still got the prohibition. 292 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:37,710 I can't serve you no liquor, but I do have plenty of juice. 293 00:24:39,610 --> 00:24:42,890 Scotch juice, Irish juice, Canadian. 294 00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,910 I had to make sure you ain't a federal marshal in disguise. 295 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,250 Single or double? 296 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,250 Give me both. 297 00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:56,910 Sure must be thirsty. 298 00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:00,590 Yeah, if I knew I was going to be this thirsty today, I would have drunk more 299 00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:03,490 last night. Well, welcome to cheerful. 300 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,860 Best kept secret in the Midwest. 301 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,180 The secret's safe with me. 302 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,220 I ain't seen you around here before. 303 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,840 Are you from the city, mister? 304 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,420 Well, they're burying out there. 305 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,120 School teacher? 306 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:23,620 Had an accident. 307 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,020 Kinda. 308 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,600 Strangely, she'll be heading away from the city. 309 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,920 Most our menfolk have run up there, looking for work. 310 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,480 Let me ask you. 311 00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:37,540 Do you give credit? 312 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,080 Now, that depends what for. 313 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,760 What's your business here, boy? 314 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:49,260 We don't like no strangers snooping around our town, looking us up and down 315 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:51,420 we all got two heads and ten toes. 316 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:54,960 I got no interest in looking you up, down, side to side, or any of the ways 317 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,960 that matter. 318 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:59,720 Now, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm trying to read you fine newspaper here. 319 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:04,660 You smart boy. 320 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,360 But let me tell you something. 321 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,260 Reading don't count for nothing out here. 322 00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:11,860 It certainly ain't taught you how to avoid a hide -and -none. Johnny, pass me 323 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:12,880 that there baseball bat. 324 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,320 I'm gonna whack this guy's head back to the Wrigley Stadium. 325 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,580 Hold on now, boys. Let's talk this through. 326 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,000 Shut your big fat mouth, Lucy. 327 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,220 Okay, okay. 328 00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:23,680 Drop the Babe Ruth routine. I'll pitch you the news you want. 329 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,020 Fellas. 330 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,440 I'm here to do a job. 331 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,260 I'm your new school teacher. 332 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,299 You there! 333 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,300 Freeze! Police! 334 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,680 This yours? 335 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,320 I thought I told you to stay out of trouble. 336 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,580 Looks like I caught me a thieving little musketeer. 337 00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,760 What do you say, babyface? 338 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,980 Speak up, sonny. 339 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,660 Name's not babyface. 340 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 I ain't your sonny. 341 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,640 Did you escape from somewhere? 342 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,180 I don't know how you sleep at night. 343 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,340 Well, let's hope you're never there to find out. 344 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,560 You should be ashamed of yourself, guzzling bathtub booze in a bar while 345 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,880 poor child runs riot on the street. 346 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,480 That's my idea of education. 347 00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:23,360 Your son is a thief, mister. He robbed my store, and I want to know what you're 348 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,900 going to do about it. I want justice, and compensation, and justice. 349 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:29,800 It wasn't me, Dad. 350 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,480 Then whose hand's inside that jar, Einstein? 351 00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:33,970 They're convicted evidence, Dad. 352 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:35,550 They'll never make it stick. 353 00:27:36,270 --> 00:27:38,250 He should be in school, learning. 354 00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:40,310 Let's not be too hasty here. 355 00:27:40,870 --> 00:27:43,090 Yeah, I'm attending the school of life. 356 00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:44,790 Mrs. Heaven's right. 357 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:47,270 Babyface here needs discipline. 358 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:49,870 Young fella needs schooling what's good and correct. 359 00:27:51,530 --> 00:27:52,530 Tell you what I'll do. 360 00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:54,450 I'll make a deal with you. 361 00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:57,150 I'll let this incident pass. 362 00:27:57,430 --> 00:28:01,730 You guarantee me the boy's in school all day, every day, while you're in town. 363 00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,550 Well, we ain't staying in town, Dad, are we? 364 00:28:15,090 --> 00:28:17,070 I don't suppose you could lock them up, could you, Sheriff? 365 00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:18,450 No can do. That was too small. 366 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:19,750 Put through the bars. 367 00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:22,930 You owe me $3 for the jar. 368 00:28:23,630 --> 00:28:24,870 Don't leave town before you pay me. 369 00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,030 I wouldn't stay too long around here, neither. 370 00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:33,710 It ain't healthy. 371 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:49,330 What's that for? 372 00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:53,010 It's root beer for you. I thought you might be thirsty. 373 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,070 You mean you want to shut me up again? 374 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:57,270 Go on, take it. 375 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:04,190 Arch. 376 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,510 Son. 377 00:29:07,850 --> 00:29:09,990 I know it's hard for you moving from place to place. 378 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:11,810 I ain't complaining. 379 00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:13,930 You mean you're not complaining. You see, you need schooling. 380 00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:15,289 Well, I ain't going. 381 00:29:15,290 --> 00:29:16,730 You mean you're not going. 382 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:18,550 Good. I'm glad we agree. 383 00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:20,210 I'm not going. 384 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:23,390 All right, you little brat. I'll make it perfectly clear. You got me in enough 385 00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:24,910 trouble already, and that stops now. 386 00:29:25,590 --> 00:29:29,130 I'm bigger and meaner than you are, so I'm telling you straight. You're going 387 00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:30,130 school. No debate. 388 00:29:30,490 --> 00:29:33,650 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. 389 00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:36,130 No, but you can whip until he gets the idea. 390 00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:39,010 Son, if I gotta go, you gotta go. 391 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:44,910 Yeah, that's right. 392 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,450 I'm the new teacher. 393 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,940 So we got no choice. 394 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,360 You mean we have no choice? 395 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,960 Yeah, that's right. 396 00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:58,560 Look how you're improving already. 397 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:01,220 You give credit. 398 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:17,740 What time do you call this? 399 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,720 We didn't learn the time yet. 400 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,460 All right, big guy. Take a seat. 401 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,580 All right, kid. 402 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,380 This is the deal. 403 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:32,140 I know you don't want to be here, and believe me, I want to be here even less. 404 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:37,220 Now, I can make our time here very easy, or I can make it very tough. 405 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:38,460 The choice is yours. 406 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,040 Any questions? 407 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,500 Good. 408 00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:44,180 So... 409 00:30:44,330 --> 00:30:48,530 Open your books and carry on from where you stopped and keep it quiet. 410 00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:52,710 And remember, learning should be fun. 411 00:30:55,670 --> 00:30:56,670 No, thanks. 412 00:30:57,050 --> 00:30:58,190 Now while I'm in duty. 413 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:05,030 You think McRae kept the money? 414 00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:08,470 I don't seem like Charlie to make off with it. 415 00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:10,190 You don't seem that switched on. 416 00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:13,030 Maybe. Maybe Jim Gray's bluffing. 417 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,680 Charlie ain't here to defend himself. He's gone to ground. He left me with a 418 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,960 rumpus on my hands. 419 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,320 But Cray ain't impressed that you set him up. 420 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,120 He's dangerous. 421 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,580 I say we take him out, plain and simple. Get rid of the doofus once and for all. 422 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:32,380 You know, it hurts me to say it, Chief, but those days are over. 423 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,200 Ain't about the butterbang anymore. 424 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,360 We gotta move with the times. 425 00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:40,980 Crime's going legit. 426 00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:42,560 Big business now. 427 00:31:43,530 --> 00:31:45,230 Got to wipe my noses clean. 428 00:31:46,230 --> 00:31:49,430 Jeez. You're a real progressive criminal, Benny. 429 00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:51,670 All 430 00:31:51,670 --> 00:32:11,590 right. 431 00:32:12,190 --> 00:32:13,190 Let's go. 432 00:32:29,110 --> 00:32:30,530 You're late, McCray. 433 00:32:32,130 --> 00:32:33,310 Oh, pardon me. 434 00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:36,470 And who are you, me old school teacher? Knock it off, boys. 435 00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:39,830 How's the decorating going, kid? 436 00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:41,990 Extensive. 437 00:32:42,570 --> 00:32:44,350 Better be calling her a few debts, maybe. 438 00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:48,330 Bring a few of your people into line if you catch me drift. 439 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,690 You ain't gonna drift nowhere. 440 00:32:51,810 --> 00:32:54,650 You still owe me, and don't you forget it. 441 00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:56,570 Boy, oh, you're all right. 442 00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:58,510 You set me up. 443 00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:00,090 I set you up. 444 00:33:00,510 --> 00:33:01,590 You set me up. 445 00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:02,970 I set you up. 446 00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:04,910 Tennis game. 447 00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:07,710 The guy with the most strings on his racket wins. 448 00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:09,310 That ain't gonna be you. 449 00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:10,690 Well... 450 00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:12,910 Maybe I got an ace up me sleeve. 451 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:16,630 Ain't you kind of mixing your metaphors, kid? 452 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,770 Don't join the game unless you can compete. 453 00:33:21,010 --> 00:33:24,190 I'm gonna... I might do a deal. 454 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:30,370 I'll help you stay out of jail if you just forget this whole misunderstanding. 455 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:33,410 You can keep the booze business. 456 00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:38,250 Word is that Roosevelt's gonna repeal prohibition around Christmas time 457 00:33:38,830 --> 00:33:40,230 So, then you'll be legit. 458 00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:44,280 Just don't start any other businesses. 459 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:45,860 All right? 460 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:48,980 Now, the ball is in your corner. 461 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:54,920 But believe me, you better not hit it back over here. 462 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,460 What's wrong, old man? 463 00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:58,740 You lost your edge. 464 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,300 You scared of a fight? 465 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,580 This ain't no schoolyard scuffle, kid. 466 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,240 This is the big league. 467 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,000 Here's the small punk who's been lucky up until now. 468 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,719 But your luck is running out. 469 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:13,060 I can afford to make my own luck now, Chief. 470 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,280 See? 471 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,620 I'm branching out. 472 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,320 I got gambling, loan sharking. You name it, I'm getting a piece of it. 473 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,080 It'll bring in the big dough if and when booze goes legit. 474 00:34:23,699 --> 00:34:26,659 Plus, I get the respect of me people. 475 00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:30,560 My men don't steal from me, Palladino. 476 00:34:32,260 --> 00:34:34,840 If you don't do as I say, I'm gonna rush you down the drain! 477 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,320 I'm getting a little too big to be flushed down no drain. 478 00:34:39,330 --> 00:34:40,909 You'll get as big as I allow. 479 00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:44,170 Potato weed. 480 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:45,190 Fancy pants. 481 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:51,670 Haunted Spookray. 482 00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:06,430 Galloping gahoolies. What in hell's going on? 483 00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:08,810 You shouldn't sneak up on a man like that, Sheriff. 484 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:11,370 When I heard we had a new teacher, I never figured I knew. 485 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:15,150 I know I told you to make sure Babyface never stays in school, but I'd say this 486 00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:16,150 is going a bit far. 487 00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:21,650 Okay. 488 00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:25,770 Where were we? 489 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Any objections? 490 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,340 So, give me the answer straight. 491 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,900 Okay, let's make it easy. 492 00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:06,910 Imagine this scenario. 493 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:08,810 This guy enters the bar, okay? 494 00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:12,810 There's 15 guys from a rival outfit all mooching around, looking at him funny 495 00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:14,270 like there's something going down, you know? 496 00:36:14,510 --> 00:36:18,050 This is a well -connected guy, not someone to back down from a 497 00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:22,010 So... A situation develops. 498 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:25,470 He knocks off 11 of them. They whack him. How many guys are left standing 499 00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:26,470 the cops show up? 500 00:36:28,410 --> 00:36:29,410 Yeah, you, big guy. 501 00:36:30,410 --> 00:36:32,910 How come they wait around for the cops to show up? 502 00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:34,830 I don't know. 503 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,180 These guys ain't so smart. 504 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,720 Now let me show you how I learned. 505 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,320 Boom. 506 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,840 Boom. 507 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:49,560 Whack. Whack. 508 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,500 Arch, lift up that card, show it to the class. 509 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,640 How much does this card worth? 510 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,300 Lift it up. 511 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,760 Arch, I know you know. 512 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,100 Ten. 513 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:10,060 Right. A king is worth 10. So 10 plus 1. 514 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,240 Thank you, Sheriff. 515 00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:15,200 10 plus 1 equals 11. 516 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,580 Plus 4 equals 15. 517 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,920 Right. So how do we take away 11 from 15? 518 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:30,140 Take away the king and the ace, sir. Right. 519 00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:34,440 Take away the king and the ace. And what does that leave us with? 4. 520 00:37:36,810 --> 00:37:38,170 It's a cinch. See? 521 00:37:39,010 --> 00:37:40,730 Were you the man in the bar, sir? 522 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,490 Are you really a low -down, dirty gangster, sir, like people say? 523 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:47,670 Were you teachers to shoot, sir? 524 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:55,670 My dad's first day in school. 525 00:38:17,190 --> 00:38:17,988 for you, Greta? 526 00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:18,990 Uh, no. 527 00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:21,990 Listen, is it okay if I settle up at the end of the month? 528 00:38:22,190 --> 00:38:23,410 Merv hasn't sent any money. 529 00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:25,110 You break it, you buy it. 530 00:38:26,050 --> 00:38:28,750 Yeah, that's fine, Greta. You just give it to me when you have it. Oh, thank 531 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:29,930 you, Ellen. You're an angel, Marissi. 532 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:31,690 See you soon. 533 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:36,850 Bye -bye. 534 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,230 She's got a relaxed way of doing business around here. 535 00:38:45,770 --> 00:38:46,649 What do you want? 536 00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:47,650 Want to steal some more candy? 537 00:38:49,690 --> 00:38:50,690 Friendly, too. 538 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,270 How much you give me for this? 539 00:38:55,770 --> 00:38:56,830 I need some fat cats. 540 00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:00,890 Is that real? 541 00:39:01,150 --> 00:39:02,650 Tell them all carrots and rabbits poop. 542 00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:08,210 Is it yours? 543 00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:09,870 Sure. 544 00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:11,450 But I ain't got much use for it now. 545 00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:15,890 And what does your wife think about that? 546 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,360 She's in show business. 547 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:18,700 We're hoping for a divorce. 548 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:22,020 I'll give you $20 for it, no more. 549 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,220 You give me $25 at the end of the week, or I sell it on. 550 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,960 What's your name? 551 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,920 Charlie. And yours? 552 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,640 My, that's a beautiful name, too. 553 00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:47,190 Simple and understated. 554 00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:49,410 Matches your personality to a T. 555 00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:55,570 Only $17, lady. 556 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,390 I took out the $3 you owe me for the jar. 557 00:40:00,390 --> 00:40:02,290 It's been a real pleasure doing business with you. 558 00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:03,910 Hey. 559 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:47,509 It's Charlie. 560 00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:49,830 Just wanted you to know I'm working on getting you the money. 561 00:40:50,410 --> 00:40:52,090 Might take about a week, but I'll get it. 562 00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:53,990 I got a job here as my disguise. 563 00:40:54,430 --> 00:40:57,850 Where is here, Charlie? Where are you? Give me some time, Benny, please. 564 00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:01,310 I'll get you the money. Don't use that word. Somebody might be listening. 565 00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,450 I know you got, you know what. 566 00:41:05,450 --> 00:41:08,490 Don't lie to me, Charlie, because I'll find you. 567 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:10,590 I'm not lying to you, boss. 568 00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:12,310 I'm going to steal back the money. 569 00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:20,570 I don't know how many times I told that kid not to mention you -know -what on 570 00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:21,570 the phone. 571 00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:25,868 Hello, operator. 572 00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:26,950 Hello, operator, yeah. 573 00:41:27,690 --> 00:41:29,150 You just put a call through here. 574 00:41:29,370 --> 00:41:30,470 Can you tell me where it came from? 575 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,050 I'm sorry, sir, I can't do that. 576 00:41:33,070 --> 00:41:37,450 Oh, I think you can tell me. Do you know who I am? Oh, sorry, sir. You do? 577 00:41:38,270 --> 00:41:40,450 Uh -huh. The call was made from Cheerful. Perfect. 578 00:41:40,870 --> 00:41:41,689 Thank you. 579 00:41:41,690 --> 00:41:42,690 Thanks. 580 00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,540 Now, you listen to me real good. 581 00:41:55,480 --> 00:42:00,600 I want you to send you know who, you know what, down to his bank, you know 582 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,980 where. All of it. 583 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,980 If I can't put him in jail, maybe I can put him out of business. 584 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,780 But he can't suspect me. You get it? 585 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:10,620 All right. 586 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:15,580 Tell him you have it for safekeeping in case there's a war here. 587 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,200 Do this, and I'll get you a legit job in the treasury. 588 00:42:22,529 --> 00:42:26,290 Mess it up, and I'll make sure you go down with McRae. 589 00:42:27,290 --> 00:42:29,470 That's good, Chief. That's good, yeah. 590 00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:32,910 Let him go. 591 00:42:39,710 --> 00:42:40,710 Not even funny. 592 00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:44,070 Not only am I made to go to school, I have to live here, too. 593 00:42:44,990 --> 00:42:46,030 Can't we go to a hotel? 594 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,810 I really don't buy this out -of -sight, out -of -mind baloney. 595 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,400 What? Do as I say. It's more that baloney stuff. 596 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,600 Hi. 597 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,020 I thought I'd welcome you to our little community. 598 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,780 As I'm sure no one else has. 599 00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:15,380 I'm Alabama. 600 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,340 I run the juice business in town. 601 00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:19,680 I'm the new school teacher. 602 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,580 I guess that, honey. 603 00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:23,780 Don't you have a name? 604 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,520 Sure, I know. 605 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,740 Charlie. Pleased to meet you. 606 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:30,180 Well, Charlie, pleased to meet you. 607 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:34,700 What say I come in and let you pop my call? 608 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:37,920 It's French, of course. 609 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,900 None of us baths how bubbly the people are drinking these days. 610 00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:44,780 I have a taste for the exotic. 611 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,800 Mm. Mm. Loved you. 612 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,120 Mm. 613 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,000 This is quite a place you got here. 614 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,950 Yeah. I like what you've done, Sid. 615 00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:55,910 Makes me feel young. 616 00:43:57,910 --> 00:43:58,970 Tell me, Charlie. 617 00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:02,450 Why do I feel like we've met before? 618 00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:05,810 I don't know, but one of those familiar faces. 619 00:44:06,170 --> 00:44:08,170 I think it's your eyes, Charlie. 620 00:44:09,290 --> 00:44:10,770 They're kind of special. 621 00:44:12,090 --> 00:44:13,090 Don't shoot my dad! 622 00:44:13,930 --> 00:44:17,390 This is my son, Archie. Archie, say hello to Miss Alabama. 623 00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:19,710 Save it for another time, kid. 624 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,780 I only brought enough for two. 625 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:24,400 Three's quite my style. 626 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,080 I'll see you around. 627 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,420 Good luck, sweetie. 628 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,040 What are you doing here at this time of night? 629 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,000 My mom sent over some... 630 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:53,540 and Papa Archie, but he said you mustn't have any. 631 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,780 He doesn't know I brought you my history homework, sir. 632 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,500 I think I've captured all the relevant points in Capone's career. 633 00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:05,320 Yeah, well, I'm sure you have. Goodness, wait till tomorrow. 634 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:09,920 I won't be in school tomorrow, sir, on account of my mother refusing to let her 635 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,200 precious daughter be taught by a back -alley hoodlum, sir. 636 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,020 Yeah. 637 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,040 Well, I'm sorry your mom feels that way. 638 00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:20,609 Me too. 639 00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:22,930 Still, it's a grown -up thing. 640 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:25,010 Yeah. 641 00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:28,450 I forgot. 642 00:45:28,930 --> 00:45:30,810 Would you tell Archie I said hello? 643 00:45:31,130 --> 00:45:32,150 You can tell Michelle. 644 00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:03,190 Costing me a fortune! 645 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:08,650 Are you still there, Mama, baby? 646 00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:10,570 Yes, I am, unfortunately. 647 00:46:10,930 --> 00:46:13,310 Why did I ever agree to come down here? 648 00:46:13,610 --> 00:46:14,610 Oh, baby. 649 00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:19,150 Jimsy Wimsy needs someone down there he can trust. 650 00:46:19,870 --> 00:46:21,430 Someone he knows loves him. 651 00:46:22,230 --> 00:46:26,710 The accountant don't love me, baby, which ain't a bad thing, because he 652 00:46:26,710 --> 00:46:27,710 type. 653 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:36,900 You won't be able to afford me much longer if people keep trying to rob you. 654 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,320 Eh? 655 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,180 Some guy walks in here today and demands ten grand. 656 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:50,480 Pretty specific, wouldn't you say? 657 00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:52,660 Yeah, I'd say. 658 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,120 Pretty specific. 659 00:46:57,380 --> 00:47:02,040 Cheer up, Arch. I heard one of the older boys say they got a photograph of a 660 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,040 real... a nude lady. 661 00:47:03,830 --> 00:47:05,310 With no clothes on and all. 662 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,390 Really? How'd they get that? 663 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:09,370 Alright, here it goes. 664 00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:16,010 Do another one for me. 665 00:47:16,690 --> 00:47:18,610 Here, use up all the film. 666 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,170 Well, we'll just have to share. 667 00:47:21,510 --> 00:47:23,090 One of them's gotta be a winner. 668 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:39,480 ask you to wait no i i need to speak to alabama right now i'm free right here 669 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:45,180 busy right now what can i do for you dear need a loan to brighten up your 670 00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:49,040 wardrobe we've let you bully us about the loan repayments and we've let you 671 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,280 bully us into closing our eyes to your bootlegging listen lady if you think 672 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,300 we're gonna allow you to bully us into hiring some hoodlum employees to teach 673 00:47:55,300 --> 00:48:00,600 our children i mean you got a fight on your hand oh i admire you very dear 674 00:48:01,350 --> 00:48:06,390 Even if you are howling at the wrong moon This new teacher has got nothing to 675 00:48:06,390 --> 00:48:07,390 with us. 676 00:48:07,410 --> 00:48:12,190 I thought you people had hired him You think that we would hire someone like 677 00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:19,150 that? I guess not That would be far too exciting for a very ordinary little town 678 00:48:19,150 --> 00:48:23,590 Still I wish he did have something to do with us. 679 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:25,970 He's kind of good -looking wouldn't you say? 680 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,700 But then if you think he's cute, maybe I should reconsider. 681 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,460 Reconsider what? 682 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,960 And if you didn't hire him, then who is he? 683 00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:36,620 I don't know, honey. 684 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,080 But I could use a man with you. 685 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,380 Quality. 686 00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:56,580 Go on, Jimmy. 687 00:48:57,390 --> 00:48:58,390 Your turn. 688 00:48:58,930 --> 00:49:05,630 I spy with my little eye something beginning with, um... Snake! 689 00:49:06,370 --> 00:49:11,710 Darn! I'm dumber than a chocolate teapot. You ain't dumb, Jim. You're 690 00:49:11,710 --> 00:49:12,710 smart in other areas. 691 00:49:12,910 --> 00:49:14,570 What other areas do you think? 692 00:49:15,490 --> 00:49:16,490 Try Florida. 693 00:49:16,810 --> 00:49:17,810 Hmm. 694 00:49:18,610 --> 00:49:22,390 All right, you two, outside! 695 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:30,820 Please ignore him, children. Ah, there you are. Just in time for the next 696 00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:35,040 lesson. I need a third volunteer to join Big Man and Archie. I'll do it, Mr. 697 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,160 Hudson. 698 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,400 Virginia! 699 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:40,819 Thanks, Virginia. 700 00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:46,580 So, class, imagine Virginia is the sun, center of our world. 701 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,660 Arch, Arch, you can be the earth. You revolve around Virginia. 702 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,020 Everybody inside. 703 00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:55,260 No longer your teacher. 704 00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:59,290 And Jimmy Muldoon, you're the moon. You travel in Archie's orbit. 705 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,270 I want a mate of cheese, sir. 706 00:50:01,570 --> 00:50:04,890 Of course. Everybody knows small boys are made out of cheese. 707 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:11,970 So, Virginia, you stay still. Arch, you run around Virginia. 708 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:13,210 Off you go. 709 00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:15,390 Good. 710 00:50:17,030 --> 00:50:21,650 So that's how the Earth revolves around the sun once every year. Jimmy, you run 711 00:50:21,650 --> 00:50:23,690 around Archie. You're the moon's orbit of the Earth. 712 00:50:35,630 --> 00:50:36,630 It's sort of like that. 713 00:50:37,790 --> 00:50:40,410 Everybody, let's go inside and draw what we've just learned. 714 00:50:42,650 --> 00:50:44,590 About different worlds colliding. 715 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:47,570 I think Jimmy's going to wet himself, Dad. 716 00:50:48,870 --> 00:50:50,270 Jimmy, do you have somewhere you need to go? 717 00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:52,630 Yes, Ma 'am. 718 00:50:55,210 --> 00:50:56,210 I'm taking over. 719 00:51:22,570 --> 00:51:26,490 Big man, I need your help getting my job back. Are you in? 720 00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:27,830 Yeah. 721 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:33,790 Miss, miss, you almost got me, miss. Calm down, Jim. What's wrong? 722 00:51:36,730 --> 00:51:37,730 Mr. 723 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:42,330 Choi saved my life, miss. He was attacking me. 724 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:46,150 This thing, children, is the coral snake. 725 00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:48,530 It spends most of its life underground. 726 00:51:49,350 --> 00:51:51,250 Sort of the boss of the reptile underworld. 727 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,640 Well, then why don't you take it back there now? 728 00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,740 You don't want to mess with this fella. 729 00:51:56,020 --> 00:51:58,240 It's well connected in the Cobra family. 730 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:05,660 He's a deadly, deadly hitman. One bite and your mother's buying a black hat. 731 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:06,920 Can we keep him? 732 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,380 Absolutely not. 733 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,780 What does he eat, sir? 734 00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:16,100 Other snakes mostly. 735 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,440 Some small lizards and rodents maybe. 736 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,900 Jake thinks he eats little things all the time. 737 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:37,180 We've put the snake in the school's pet mouse. 738 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,880 Children, we've learned a very important lesson here today. 739 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:51,180 You do not put a cold -blooded, venomous predator in the same room as innocent 740 00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:52,200 little creatures, do we? 741 00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:56,980 But if we're lucky, kids, maybe the snake will shed his old skin. 742 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,940 He can shed as many skins as he likes. He will always be. 743 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:01,520 Snake. 744 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,680 Can I see you outside, please, Mr. Elroy? 745 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,620 Open your books and read from the beginning. 746 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,480 Am I in trouble, miss? 747 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,660 This is no laughing matter. 748 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,720 I know you're not a teacher, Mr. Elroy. 749 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,940 I may not have the right qualifications, but... You are a bully and a fraud. 750 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,440 So I am qualified. 751 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,520 No, you're fired. 752 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,780 You're not even fired because you didn't work here in the first place. 753 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:39,460 What are you doing here anyway? 754 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,060 I'm only trying to make some money, Alan. 755 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:52,180 I'm not with them. I'm just broke like everybody else. 756 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,200 I need this job. 757 00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,860 Come on, Ellen, give me a chance. 758 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,300 I only taught the kids what they wanted to know. What they want to know and what 759 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:04,520 they should know are two different things. 760 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,260 How could I give you a chance? 761 00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:12,180 You may not be a common hoodlum, but your sense of right and wrong declares a 762 00:54:12,180 --> 00:54:13,180 dust storm. 763 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,780 Your choice of female color leaves something to be desired. 764 00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:21,580 I take it you'll be moving on. 765 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:23,660 That depends. 766 00:54:24,860 --> 00:54:25,860 On what? 767 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,450 And whether I tell you what you really want to know or what you think you 768 00:54:30,450 --> 00:54:31,450 know. 769 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:35,830 I know I have a class to teach. 770 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,560 No, it ain't, smart boy. 771 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,400 You've been pulling the wool over our eyes. 772 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,280 We know that you ain't no teacher. 773 00:55:29,140 --> 00:55:32,000 It's always wondering why on earth you're still here. 774 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:38,080 If I see you here again and you're still in town, I'm going to dig you a grave 775 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:41,180 myself and dance on it till my feet are sore. 776 00:56:02,890 --> 00:56:04,970 Who can give me an example of an invertebrate? 777 00:56:08,790 --> 00:56:09,790 Yes, Jimmy. 778 00:56:10,170 --> 00:56:11,190 My father, miss. 779 00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:13,770 Are you sure? 780 00:56:13,890 --> 00:56:14,890 Think about it. 781 00:56:15,290 --> 00:56:17,070 Yes, miss. I'm sure, miss. 782 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:21,090 My mama says he ain't providing for the family like what a real man should. 783 00:56:21,510 --> 00:56:23,550 So he ain't got no backbone, miss. 784 00:56:28,930 --> 00:56:31,570 Okay, boys, take a break and get some coffee. Back in five. 785 00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:22,570 Cousin, we've probably got to shoot some of these people. 786 00:57:26,270 --> 00:57:27,209 Come on. 787 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:32,990 Let's get out of here before the war starts. No time, cousin. Too late. 788 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,950 I ain't going back to jail, Arnold. 789 00:57:36,190 --> 00:57:37,190 I know, Dwayne. 790 00:57:37,450 --> 00:57:38,450 Calm, cousin. 791 00:57:38,850 --> 00:57:40,230 I need my privacy. 792 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:42,850 I know, Dwayne. I know. 793 00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:47,650 Looks like your boy's flooded the engine. Get out of here, mister, or I'll 794 00:57:47,650 --> 00:57:49,030 you down like a duck. 795 00:57:50,740 --> 00:57:52,460 He means dog, not duck. 796 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,340 Ain't no one asking you to be a hero. 797 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,660 Got the points you make it, fellas. 798 00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:00,900 You tell them to back off or my cousin and me is going to start blasting away. 799 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:10,820 These people worked hard for that money you got there. And I bet you none of 800 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:11,820 them got insurance. 801 00:58:12,580 --> 00:58:15,140 They're hardly going to strike up the bandages the way we could buy now, are 802 00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:18,340 they? So either you do something stupid and get filled with a bunch of holes, or 803 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:20,140 you do what I say, no one gets hurt. 804 00:58:20,510 --> 00:58:21,510 Then he goes to jail. 805 00:58:22,170 --> 00:58:24,990 You seem like intelligent men, so give me the money. I'll make sure you get out 806 00:58:24,990 --> 00:58:25,908 of here alive. 807 00:58:25,910 --> 00:58:27,490 What's going on over there, Charlie? 808 00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:30,770 It's okay, Sheriff. Let him go. 809 00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:31,988 I got the money. 810 00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:32,990 Are you sure? 811 00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:34,470 Trust me. 812 00:58:37,090 --> 00:58:38,590 What's to say we're going to get hit? 813 00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:41,490 I bet that Sheriff don't shoot too straight. 814 00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:45,510 Chances are, Dwayne and me is going to get out of here without no holding on. 815 00:58:45,850 --> 00:58:47,310 And there's always a chance you won't. 816 00:58:47,510 --> 00:58:48,510 You willing to take it? 817 00:58:51,870 --> 00:58:52,870 I'll tell you what. 818 00:58:53,070 --> 00:58:54,370 Why don't we let fate decide? 819 00:58:55,870 --> 00:58:57,030 I get the card you pick. 820 00:58:58,830 --> 00:59:01,610 You give me the money, get out of town alive. 821 00:59:03,390 --> 00:59:06,050 I guess it wrong, you take your chances. 822 00:59:08,450 --> 00:59:09,570 13 to 1 in your favor. 823 00:59:09,910 --> 00:59:11,370 Well, that sounds fair, Arnold. 824 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,500 Seven. Your lucky number. 825 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,280 Well, how'd you do there? 826 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,160 You fellas promised me you'll be good. Now have a nice day. 827 00:59:49,060 --> 00:59:50,060 I'll take those. 828 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,840 Now, if I were you, I'd get out of town, too. 829 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,880 There are people looking for you, and you know what these small towns are 830 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:02,020 People just don't seem to keep you a secret. 831 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,720 My dad wouldn't have been the town hero if the engine hadn't flooded. 832 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,800 And the town would have been a lot poorer, too. 833 01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:17,700 But I guess that woke my dad up to a few things. He realized that his actions 834 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:21,500 affect everyone else around him and made it kind of hard to stick around. 835 01:00:40,330 --> 01:00:41,330 She scared me to death. 836 01:00:41,790 --> 01:00:42,790 That's your stand at Jimmy's. 837 01:00:56,650 --> 01:00:57,650 I'll teach you for the best. 838 01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:00,950 Right there, I'm just going to make a whole mess of things. And everywhere I 839 01:01:01,010 --> 01:01:02,010 the mess is going to follow. 840 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:13,880 I'll understand that one day. 841 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:20,500 I'm doing it for your own good. You're settling in here. You're doing well. 842 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:22,460 Made some friends. 843 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,720 It must be my magnetic personality. 844 01:02:29,290 --> 01:02:30,950 Should have known the cowboys always win. 845 01:02:36,470 --> 01:02:39,450 So my dad was sticking around to fulfill his responsibilities. 846 01:02:40,350 --> 01:02:42,150 And first up was chaperone duty. 847 01:02:42,570 --> 01:02:46,010 I told him that it was theme night and the whole town was dressing up for the 848 01:02:46,010 --> 01:02:47,010 traveling cowboy movie. 849 01:02:47,610 --> 01:02:49,530 I even arranged the best seats in the house. 850 01:03:13,019 --> 01:03:14,400 I think we can set up. 851 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:21,920 Chaperones, right? 852 01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:24,980 Right. 853 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:32,760 At least I'm not 854 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,780 the only one dressed for the occasion. 855 01:04:02,210 --> 01:04:03,630 Don't even think about it. 856 01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:06,990 Bright boy. 857 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:08,130 Yeah. 858 01:04:08,270 --> 01:04:09,290 Bright for me sometimes. 859 01:04:12,310 --> 01:04:13,990 Ellen, there's something I need to tell you. No. 860 01:04:14,630 --> 01:04:18,050 I need to apologize for jumping to conclusions about you. 861 01:04:18,570 --> 01:04:20,510 I should have given you the benefit of the doubt. 862 01:04:21,310 --> 01:04:24,370 You were saying to me about the snake. You were trying to tell me that you 863 01:04:24,370 --> 01:04:27,370 changed. It's no big deal. I was just trying to teach a kid something. 864 01:04:28,610 --> 01:04:30,530 Besides, I had a few lessons of my own to learn first. 865 01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:31,920 And I have changed, Ellen. 866 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:36,120 It might have seemed harsh, Charlie, but I can't respect lawbreakers. 867 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,400 Oh, that's okay. 868 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,400 I'm not apologizing for it. 869 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:40,700 Nobody should. 870 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,600 You see, my husband... You married? 871 01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:48,080 What? For three years? 872 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:53,200 You see, my husband robbed gas stations to pay off his debts. 873 01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:57,380 And I didn't find out until one day he ran out of a gas station and into a 874 01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:58,380 train. 875 01:04:58,660 --> 01:05:00,000 All they found was one gold tooth. 876 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:01,740 Which is all he left me. 877 01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,020 And it just broke my heart, Charlie. 878 01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:13,460 Not because I loved him, or because we were poor, but because I had no choice 879 01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:15,980 but to turn myself into a cold stone. 880 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,760 I had to think about Virginia and stop thinking about Ellen. 881 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:22,760 And you showed up. 882 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,500 And I started to think about Ellen again. 883 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,920 And it just doesn't feel right. 884 01:05:57,710 --> 01:05:59,230 Charlie, I can see you hiding. 885 01:05:59,930 --> 01:06:01,090 I see your feathers. 886 01:06:01,550 --> 01:06:03,490 Now quit fooling around. I got business with you. 887 01:06:10,910 --> 01:06:11,910 Hello, Benny. 888 01:06:12,450 --> 01:06:16,030 I gotta tell you, your timing is impeccable. 889 01:06:17,150 --> 01:06:19,430 Peach of a disguise, you stand out a mile. 890 01:06:19,850 --> 01:06:20,850 Now get in here! 891 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:41,330 Charlie, pay attention. 892 01:06:41,510 --> 01:06:42,790 You've got no time for that now. 893 01:06:43,770 --> 01:06:44,770 Benny, I give up. 894 01:06:45,070 --> 01:06:49,990 I don't have your money. I can't get your money. I quit. Just do what you've 895 01:06:49,990 --> 01:06:53,690 to do and let me get on with my life. Charlie, don't be so dramatic. If I was 896 01:06:53,690 --> 01:06:55,530 going to hurt you, you'd be hurt already. 897 01:06:57,030 --> 01:06:59,210 That ain't no invitation to quit, though. You still owe me. 898 01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:02,390 Benny, please, let me get a job. Let me pay you off. I ain't no money lender, 899 01:07:02,590 --> 01:07:03,590 Charlie. I ain't no bank. 900 01:07:05,690 --> 01:07:08,590 Man, it brings me to our business here. Jim McCrae's. 901 01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:12,080 Holding all of his cash here at the bank in Tierford. 902 01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:13,920 I mean everything I had it arranged. 903 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,800 So, we hit the bank, and he's broke. 904 01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:22,500 I'm not used to you, Benny. I'm a lousy bank robber, believe me. But I'd like to 905 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:26,380 wish you all the luck. Yeah, they know your face in this town. See, if we was 906 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:30,200 go to the bank, we wouldn't get within 20 yards of those goons at the door. 907 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,200 be a mess. 908 01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:35,100 But with you leading us in, we go in, we go out, nobody knows we were safe. 909 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:38,840 If I refuse? 910 01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:44,280 Well, this means a lot to me, Charlie. I mean, if you refuse, I'd say your 911 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,820 future ain't very bright. 912 01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:48,100 Why are you leaving? 913 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:16,600 Cutting out the money, honey. 914 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:20,939 Just to make sure it's all here. 915 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,800 I think you should keep these safe, too. 916 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:26,020 It is. 917 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,300 It is your fault I said they're safe. 918 01:09:08,430 --> 01:09:09,430 I'm cheerful. 919 01:09:21,609 --> 01:09:22,609 Name? 920 01:09:23,950 --> 01:09:24,950 Smith. 921 01:09:25,189 --> 01:09:26,189 Billy D. 922 01:09:26,450 --> 01:09:27,450 You pass, Brian. 923 01:09:34,990 --> 01:09:36,930 Well, I hope your date went better than mine. 924 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,300 Dad. Dad. 925 01:09:42,979 --> 01:09:44,620 There's something I've been hiding from you. 926 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:50,220 It's from the Irish club. 927 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:52,960 Fell off a table under my suitcase. 928 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,860 Get out of here! I spent a few dollars printing out my photographs. 929 01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:58,680 And a little bit on candy. 930 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:02,820 Why didn't you tell me about this? 931 01:10:04,860 --> 01:10:05,860 You say. 932 01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:08,130 As soon as you got the money, I wouldn't feel for duct. 933 01:10:12,230 --> 01:10:13,650 Well, I say a lot of things, okay? 934 01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:17,810 Arch, this is going to get us off the hook. 935 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:20,590 It won't be long. 936 01:10:20,910 --> 01:10:21,910 Stay here. 937 01:10:22,150 --> 01:10:27,630 Trust me. 938 01:10:28,070 --> 01:10:29,890 This time I had to trust him. 939 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,920 My camera! 940 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:23,220 Speak to you now. 941 01:11:51,660 --> 01:11:52,660 Tell me what's going on. 942 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,620 I owe money to Benny Palladino. 943 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,680 It's a long story, but the only way I can get out of robbing your bank here 944 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:00,520 tomorrow is if I pay him off the money I owe. 945 01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:03,580 And here it is. 946 01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:05,900 Believe me, Ellen, I'm out. 947 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,400 Big again, Charlie. 948 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:14,480 But before you think about putting up a fight, it's only fair I tell you. 949 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:17,260 My man Earl has taken your boy hostage. 950 01:12:18,620 --> 01:12:21,500 You lay a finger on my son, McCrae, I swear I'll tear you apart. 951 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:02,500 What a thank you for looking after me money, Charlie. 952 01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:05,580 You done me a big favor. 953 01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:08,700 No, really. 954 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:15,360 You see, when me trusted accountant persuaded me to send all me money and me 955 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:18,880 accountant books down here for safekeeping, I got kind of suspicious. 956 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,500 What with yourself in town and all. 957 01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:23,620 Oh, yeah. 958 01:13:24,540 --> 01:13:26,060 Tongues have been wagging. 959 01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:28,280 So... 960 01:13:28,810 --> 01:13:33,230 I figure you and Benny Palladino had a plan, but you didn't figure on me 961 01:13:33,230 --> 01:13:36,630 figuring it out, which is why I figure you're so surprised to see me. 962 01:13:38,610 --> 01:13:40,490 Congratulations, McRae. You should have been a detective. 963 01:13:41,110 --> 01:13:44,130 What say we go over to the saloon, we have a couple of drinks, we celebrate, 964 01:13:44,130 --> 01:13:45,130 you can bring my son along. 965 01:13:45,610 --> 01:13:46,710 Stay calm, Boyle. 966 01:13:47,570 --> 01:13:48,570 No need to be hated. 967 01:13:49,610 --> 01:13:52,810 I'll celebrate tomorrow when you and Benny walk out of me bank with my money. 968 01:13:59,430 --> 01:14:01,530 Maybe you should go on over there tonight, celebrate. 969 01:14:02,550 --> 01:14:04,330 I don't think you'll have much time tomorrow. 970 01:14:08,530 --> 01:14:10,590 Let's keep this between these four walls. 971 01:14:11,610 --> 01:14:13,250 I'd hate to spoil the surprise. 972 01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:18,170 Your son would be so disappointed. 973 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,580 It's only some party. 974 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:49,780 Lock the door behind me. 975 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,480 You can get out all you like, but... Let go of me! 976 01:15:03,850 --> 01:15:04,850 Thanks, little Jim. 977 01:15:12,730 --> 01:15:13,970 Can't stay away, huh? 978 01:15:16,210 --> 01:15:17,890 I got something I want to show you. 979 01:15:18,450 --> 01:15:21,870 Now, honey, you're talking my kind of business. 980 01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:31,010 Remember, boys, you pull this off, and I'll make you one. 981 01:15:31,980 --> 01:15:34,020 But what happens if we get caught in this, Alabama? 982 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:36,120 Caught for what? 983 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,400 Stealing newspaper? 984 01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:42,120 Caught with my pants down. 985 01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,900 Mm -hmm. 986 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,540 What do you want? 987 01:15:59,020 --> 01:16:02,520 I hope you ain't been telling anybody any bedtime stories, Charlie boy. 988 01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:06,860 Just checking things out for tomorrow. 989 01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:10,520 I'd like you to sleep with us tonight. 990 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:14,440 I don't want you sleepwalking and mumbling about the place. 991 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,620 Virginia, I want you to help me get all the women in the town together. We'll 992 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,380 meet here and tell them to bring their men folks clothes. 993 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:36,900 Anyone see my dad? 994 01:16:38,220 --> 01:16:39,220 Archie! 995 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,400 Archie! 996 01:17:21,050 --> 01:17:25,910 Gee, Charlie, you look like a million dollars, all green and crinkly. Well, I 997 01:17:25,910 --> 01:17:26,910 ain't slept a wink all night. 998 01:17:28,170 --> 01:17:29,170 Can I get a juice? 999 01:17:29,470 --> 01:17:30,630 Scotch, Irish, Canadian? 1000 01:17:33,550 --> 01:17:38,530 Apple. Hell, Charlie, what you trying to do? Put this town out of business? I 1001 01:17:38,530 --> 01:17:41,210 can't remember the last time anyone had some of Big Lucy's juice. 1002 01:17:42,610 --> 01:17:44,590 You fellas want some breakfast? It's on your bill. 1003 01:17:45,530 --> 01:17:48,470 Thank you for your honesty, lady, but we can't stop for breakfast. Gotta get it 1004 01:17:48,470 --> 01:17:49,470 going. 1005 01:17:49,710 --> 01:17:51,030 You can take it off the bill, though. 1006 01:17:51,810 --> 01:17:52,810 Ready? 1007 01:18:44,430 --> 01:18:45,430 Morning, fellas. 1008 01:18:45,690 --> 01:18:47,470 Meet my father and my brother. 1009 01:18:47,970 --> 01:18:50,710 They're in town visiting, so I'm showing them the site. 1010 01:19:06,690 --> 01:19:07,690 Turn it over. 1011 01:19:08,390 --> 01:19:09,390 It's only money. 1012 01:19:09,790 --> 01:19:10,790 Don't get hurt. 1013 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:14,990 But we don't have any money here, sir. It's all gone. It just disappeared into 1014 01:19:14,990 --> 01:19:15,929 the cosmos. 1015 01:19:15,930 --> 01:19:17,250 Cosmos, my butt. Open up. 1016 01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:20,670 I'll show you why they call me the bomb. I'm telling the truth, Benny. There's 1017 01:19:20,670 --> 01:19:23,750 no money here. All right, a bit misguided about the cosmos, but I figure 1018 01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:25,470 clutching a chalk. Don't cross me, Charlie. 1019 01:19:25,730 --> 01:19:27,170 I got a short fuse today. 1020 01:19:35,730 --> 01:19:37,650 All right. 1021 01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:39,110 Everybody down. 1022 01:19:39,270 --> 01:19:40,270 Don't be a mess. 1023 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,320 Enough for quiet in there. 1024 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,660 All right, you know we're in here now. We've got to be quick. 1025 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:03,780 What's going on in there? 1026 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,760 I told Alabama to make it easy for him. 1027 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:08,080 Ah! 1028 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:11,540 All right, I give up. 1029 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:12,898 Where is it? 1030 01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:14,660 It's probably halfway to Mexico by now. 1031 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,640 Why do you always got to mess everything up? Don't worry, Benny. McRae won't see 1032 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:19,840 any of that, though. He's broke. 1033 01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:21,880 You can give him the good news in person. 1034 01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:24,020 He's waiting for us outside. 1035 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,080 What? 1036 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,360 You yanking my change, honey? 1037 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,000 Did you find the boy? 1038 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,460 It's like they're turning tables on us. 1039 01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:02,780 Well, let's see if we turn them back over again. 1040 01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:06,440 Good afternoon. 1041 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,660 Let him know we're here. 1042 01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:44,640 Save your bullets! 1043 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,400 Save your bullets, lads! 1044 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:48,940 I'm going to sort this mess out. 1045 01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:56,000 Benny Paladino don't surrender to nobody, especially that apple -polishing 1046 01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:03,760 Wait, not yet. 1047 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,080 Put your gun down, fellas. 1048 01:22:06,140 --> 01:22:07,140 It's all over. 1049 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:12,600 That's what you might think, but my gun says different. 1050 01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:14,240 What is gone, McCray? 1051 01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,600 Release my son and justice will be merciful, I guarantee you that. 1052 01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:22,710 What's he playing at? I thought you said the boy is skimmed. 1053 01:22:27,770 --> 01:22:29,390 Come on out, Betty! 1054 01:22:29,850 --> 01:22:30,870 The game is up! 1055 01:22:31,490 --> 01:22:33,630 We can discuss the terms of your retirement. 1056 01:22:38,310 --> 01:22:40,310 You have another part to the picture, McRae. 1057 01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:43,110 Your money and your girlfriend. 1058 01:22:44,370 --> 01:22:48,130 I got ten grand that says if you find one, you find the other. 1059 01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:51,120 If you don't believe me, come take a look. 1060 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:55,000 I told you, my people don't steal from me, Palladino. 1061 01:22:55,660 --> 01:22:56,660 It's true, McCrae. 1062 01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:59,220 She set up a bank robbery as a decoy. 1063 01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:01,340 But I messed up her plans. 1064 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,680 We made a deal last night. 1065 01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:05,660 My Alabama wouldn't do that. 1066 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,400 Would you, sweet pea? 1067 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,200 I'm keeping your books in a safe place. 1068 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:27,060 But I'll turn them straight to the tax man if you don't do as I say. 1069 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:29,520 He's going to be very interested in your undeclared earnings. 1070 01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:32,400 All right, all right, all right. 1071 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,820 Look, I tell you what. 1072 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:44,640 Tell me where the books are, and when I have them in my hand, then I'll give you 1073 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:45,419 the boy. 1074 01:23:45,420 --> 01:23:48,420 I'm the one making the deals here, McCray. Show me my son first. 1075 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,100 Paint me in a very tight corner here. 1076 01:24:02,740 --> 01:24:04,160 There's only one way to get out of this. 1077 01:24:10,740 --> 01:24:11,760 Let him have it, boys! 1078 01:24:15,660 --> 01:24:19,160 Who the dizzy heck is shooting at who? 1079 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:42,820 He's off on M -triggers, boys. 1080 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:44,640 Hey! 1081 01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:49,240 Back off, you might get hurt, you senile old half -wit. 1082 01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:51,120 You hold your tongue there, boy. 1083 01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:55,440 I had me enough of your monkey shines and shenanigans. 1084 01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:59,420 I fixed up a posse. Got you all surrounded. 1085 01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:03,318 All right. 1086 01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:06,140 I forgot. The police force in this town's invisible. 1087 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,000 Yeah. 1088 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,800 There's got to be hundreds of them. 1089 01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:11,260 Maybe even Tozens. 1090 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,140 What you hollering about, you great googly moogly? 1091 01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:16,700 Don't believe me, huh? 1092 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,040 Who are these guys? 1093 01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:44,260 Who cares? They give you the books, you're off the hook. 1094 01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:46,220 Hey, that guy's wearing my hat. 1095 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:48,060 Hey, 1096 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,360 that's my hat. 1097 01:25:52,700 --> 01:25:54,980 Nobody wears my hat. Your hat needs fumigating. 1098 01:25:55,980 --> 01:25:57,100 And your suit mouth, too. 1099 01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:00,880 I'm at a guess this has something to do with you. 1100 01:26:15,690 --> 01:26:18,970 Has the game set and matched to me, McCrae? 1101 01:26:19,270 --> 01:26:21,230 Yeah, well, you fought dirty, Palladino. 1102 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:22,690 I did what I got to do. 1103 01:26:23,370 --> 01:26:25,250 I'm on the doorstep of public office. 1104 01:26:25,950 --> 01:26:27,330 I'm going to make history happen. 1105 01:26:28,110 --> 01:26:30,690 And you, McCrae, are already part of it. 1106 01:26:31,130 --> 01:26:32,130 I'll bounce back. 1107 01:26:32,790 --> 01:26:33,790 I got the books. 1108 01:26:34,110 --> 01:26:37,510 The only bouncing you're going to be doing is around the walls of your jails. 1109 01:26:39,550 --> 01:26:41,910 All right, boys. 1110 01:26:42,150 --> 01:26:43,150 Move out. 1111 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:13,160 I hope you haven't come to buy a wedding ring back. I sold it. 1112 01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:14,720 No. 1113 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,180 Just came to get some rope here. 1114 01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:19,340 It's the one thing that keeps Archie quiet. 1115 01:27:21,060 --> 01:27:22,060 On long journeys. 1116 01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:34,240 I found these at the school. 1117 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:38,520 You a gambling man? 1118 01:27:40,270 --> 01:27:41,270 I was. 1119 01:27:42,950 --> 01:27:46,570 Well, what do you say you pick a card? 1120 01:27:48,410 --> 01:27:50,210 Higher than a six, you leave. 1121 01:27:51,870 --> 01:27:54,550 You get a six or lower, you stick around. 1122 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:41,620 Is it then, my dad? 1123 01:28:42,820 --> 01:28:43,820 Sorry, son. 1124 01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:48,500 We've got to stick around here a while. 1125 01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:52,720 Rachel! 1126 01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:04,080 Now, if I'm ever found guilty of being a good son, I'd hold up my hands 1127 01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:07,480 and I'd blame it all on my dad. 1128 01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:01,240 Thank you.